Jorp

Jorp is a skateboard apparel brand forged in the strange fires of Waterford, Michigan. Known for its irreverent designs, dry humor, and a total disregard for the ordinary, Jorp is less a brand and more an inside joke that went too far. We make clothes for skaters, weirdos, and anyone who’s ever laughed at the wrong time.

At Jorp, absurdity is a lifestyle, and our team reflects that spirit perfectly. These are not just riders — they’re walking punchlines, hometown legends, and occasionally, functional adults. Here's who’s behind the chaos:
The Jorp Skateboard Team

    Chris Jeremic
    The mastermind. If you’ve heard a wild rumor about him, assume it’s true. Possibly invented Jorp. Possibly a figment of your imagination.

    Nick Rainey
    Tre flip apprentice turned video wizard. The debt collectors know his name. The edits wouldn’t exist without him.

    Zach Lietzau
    A tall glass of water with wheels. Known as "Long, Tan & Handsome." Once functioned as temporary housing (someone napped in his shoe).

    Evil Sam (Tyler Sam)
    Spiky on the outside, sweet on the inside. Like a pineapple that skateboards and gives great hugs (if you survive long enough to get one).

    Ominous Presence (Austin Anderson)
    ⏃⎍⌇⏁⟟⋏ ⏃⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⍜⋏ ⌇☊⏃⍀⟒⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⟒⌰⌰ ⍜⎍⏁ ⍜⎎ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ⌿⟒⍜⌿⌰⟒ ⏁⏚⊑. ⟟ ⌰⍜⎐⟒ ⊑⟟⋔
    (Translation unknown. We think he’s from space.)

    Nate Campau
    Skated faster than Nick Rainey spent his last paycheck. Destined for fortune. We plan to ride his coattails into retirement.

    Keiran Murphy
    Trapped in this life against his will. Has two brothers and an opinion that somehow always wins. Don’t ask questions.

    Mike D
    The Ypsilanti Pickpocket. Owns the Hart manny pad. If you like Rick and Morty, smoke shops, or chaos, you’re already a fan.

    Nick Joshua (Nicholas Mascarella)
    Salt of the Earth. Paint connoisseur. The reason Jorp exists and still functions. Possibly indestructible.

    Tactical TJ (Thomas Keiser)
    The economist of the squad. Buys high, sells low, then buys again. A business model so flawed it just might work.

Jorp isn't for everyone. It’s for the few who laugh at spilled slushies, know where the manny pad is, and don’t mind a little chaos in their kickflips.
Welcome to the deep end.